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Post #33: Hehehehehe…….

Found this online thanks to Bob_the_Veggie @ CGR…he directed me to this cool thread at another site. Enjoy. 🙂

Lothlorien Rhapsody
Written by Freddie Mercury
(As told by Dionysus, performed by Frodo and the Sweathogs)

(Frodo)
Is this the real life?
Is this High Fantasy?
Caught in a land war.
No escaping my destiny.

(Sam)
Open your eyes, look up to the sky and see…

(Frodo)
I�m just a Hobbit, I need no sympathy.
These Rings are easy come, easy go, Little high, little low.
Anywhere these Rings go doesn�t really matter to me, to me…

(Eowyn)
Mama, just killed a wraith,
Put my sword up to his head,
Ran him through and now he�s dead.

(Gollum)
Mama, life had just begun,
But now I�ve gone and thrown it all away.

(Frodo)
Mama, oooh, Didn�t mean to make you cry,
If I�m not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on, as if these Rings don�t really matter…

(Sauron)
Too late, my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine, body�s aching all the time.

(Bilbo)
Goodbye, ev�rybody, I�ve got to go…
Gotta leave you all behind and face the West….

(Gollum)
Mama, ooooh, [(Frodo) Anywhere the Rings go…] I don�t want to die.
I sometimes wish I�d never found this Ring at all….

(Cool guitar riff.)

(Hobbits)
I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Saruman! Saruman! What will you do with Frodo?
(The Nine Wraiths)
Thunderbolts and lightning, very, very fright�ning- me!

(Merry) Gandalf-eo! (Legolas) The Grey Pilgram!
(Merry) Gandalf-eo! (Legolas) The Grey Pilgram!
(Merry and Legolas) Gandalf-eo, Mithrandir…
(Gollum) Smeagol….

(Frodo)
I�m just a Hobbit and nobody loves me.
(Fellowship)
He�s just a Baggins, from a Shire family.
Spare him his life of this Ring bear-r-ring.

(Gollum)
Easy come, easy go. Will you let me go?
(Fellowship) The Stinker! (Sam) No, I will not let you go!
(The Nine) Let him go!
(Fellowship) The Stinker! (Sam) I will not let you go!
(The Nine) Let him go!
(Fellowship) The Stinker! (Sam) I will not let you go!
(Gollum) Let me go!
(Sam and Frodo) Will not let you go!
(Gollum) Let me go!
(Sam and Frodo) Will not let you go!
(Gollum) Let me goooo!…
(Fellowship) No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

(Bilbo)
Mama mia, mama mia!
(Gollum)
Mama mia let me go!

(Frodo)
The Loooord of Mordor has a Ring-Wraith set aside for me…
For Me……
For MEEEEEEE!!!

(REALLY cool guitar riff.)

(Sauron)
So you think you can fool me and spit in my Eye?
(Gollum)
So you think you can use me and leave to die?
(Sauron and Gollum)
Oh, Frodo! Can�t do this to me, Frodo!

(Frodo and Sam)
Just gotta get out! Just gotta get right outta here…

(Even more cool guitar…)

(All)
Oohh Yeah! Oooh Yeah!

(Galadriel)
These Rings don�t really matter, anyone can see…
(Elrond)
These Rings don�t really matter…
(Gandalf)
These Rings don�t really matter…
(Galadriel, Elrond, Gandalf, Bilbo)
To me…..

(Frodo)
Anywhere these Rings go…

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