* One of my coworkers, who used to be a Marine, told me how to choke someone more efficiently (it involves putting your arm bones right against the other person’s jugular veins).
* These crazy street preachers right by the metro station who were ranting about how women shouldn’t have short hair. I was rather tempted to punch them, to say the least.
* The random dude dancing to the music in his earbuds IN THE MIDDLE OF AN INTERSECTION. FOR SEVERAL MINUTES.
* Overheard over the PA system: “[Guy’s name I can’t remember], stop hugging people and return to the studio.”