Scene: I am handing out samples of Frappuccinos at work. A 9- or 10-year-old kid walks up to me.
Kid: I’m not going to get one of those because first of all, they’re kind of bad for the environment, and also, sometimes mindless people who don’t care about the environment take them. *walks off*
*several seconds later, the kid returns*
Kid: But I’m going to take one anyway. *yoink*
Me: *bursts out laughing*